Maybe I’d Work if You’d Let Me Sleep

You stay up late one night, say, to do your taxes, and the next day at work is totally shot. You know that if you could only find someplace to nap for ten minutes, you would be back in working shape. In fact, statistics prove that napping boosts productivity. I highly recommend nagging your boss (abetted with said statistics) to install one of these nap pods: http://www.metronaps.com/