In a bout of desperation to find a competent CSS coder, I shot off the following email to Dave Shea, founder of css Zen Garden:
Dear Dave,
When I look deeply into your code, you make my heart smile. You are not like the others, I can tell. No: you are not like those fools who wormed their way into my heart by showing me pretty graphics, only to break it with un-reusable CSS classes. You are not like the designer who coded my latest project (http://openmarketllc.com/) using nested tables. You are not superficial: you don’t care what a page looks like, but only that it’s written in sustainable, W3C-compliant code. Can’t you see, Dave? We were meant to be. I knew it from the moment I first laid eyes on css Zen Garden. Won’t you take my PSD’s into your capable hands and make them melt into a magic puddle of CSS-based pages? Dave, won’t you be mine? And if so, what is your hourly rate?
Love,
Mariya
It didn’t work. Apparently, he’s booked solid. 
One Comment
Yes. We see what you mean. We’re in love too! Indeed, “the medium is the message” as that 20th century philosopher noted. Thank you, Mariya.